Why does love always feel like a battlefield?
Scared kitten goes crazy
> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.
> I was not expecting it to be that good.
I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.
*crying*
I wasn’t expecting that at all.
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SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND
hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY
(via mn-f)
One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime.
IT.JUST.GOT.BETTER.AND.BETTER.
FUCKING MOON MOON
(via infamous132)
Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
(via infamous132)
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
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