May 2013
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
himaruyeah:
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
"Plants are alive too"
vegan-because-fuck-you:
Ultimatum
I have:
A puppy in one hand
A vegetable in the other
You have to choose which one to stab.
Like any sane person, I’m going to go ahead and assume you chose the vegetable. Why? Because you fucking know damn well that vegetables aren’t alive like animals are.
Stop trivializing and mocking the suffering of non human animals by butting into conversations...
tvvink:
“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
petparent:
Please tag your opinions as wrong
kaciart:
slackeremeritus:
videohall:
Scared kitten goes crazy
> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.
> I was not expecting it to be that good.
I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.
*crying*
I wasn’t expecting that at all.
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
sithlordtennant:
sithlordtennant:
SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND
hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY
ghost-anus:
ghost-anus:
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
2 tags
I started re-watching Grey’s Anatomy
apparently i hate myself and my emotions
car0line127:
kittencas:
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:
bellatirx:
batmansbutt:
percybeth:
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...