the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: what happens if you run in front of a car you get tired what happens if you run behind a car you get exhausted this is comedy gold. you should take notes
rneerkat: rneerkat: what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together thats the quickest ive lost a follower
himaruyeah: *silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
"Plants are alive too"
vegan-because-fuck-you: Ultimatum I have: A puppy in one hand A vegetable in the other You have to choose which one to stab. Like any sane person, I’m going to go ahead and assume you chose the vegetable. Why? Because you fucking know damn well that vegetables aren’t alive like animals are. Stop trivializing and mocking the suffering of non human animals by butting into conversations...
tvvink: “how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
petparent: Please tag your opinions as wrong
kaciart: slackeremeritus: videohall: Scared kitten goes crazy > That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad. > I was not expecting it to be that good. I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”. *crying* I wasn’t expecting that at all.
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
sithlordtennant: sithlordtennant: SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY
ghost-anus: ghost-anus: accidentally offending a good friend purposefully offending a bad friend
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
I started re-watching Grey’s Anatomy apparently i hate myself and my emotions
car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was going to the bathroom when i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid it looks like a speedboat it’s an ass sink so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...