Becoming Charlie

Sarah, but you can call me Charlie. 18. Baking. Derping. Future MD. Introvert. Jew. Lesbian. Minty gum. Percussionist. Vegetarian.
Facebook.
This is my brain and how it works.
Shameless pictures, anyone?

Break-Up Lines

This is so hilarious. PUNS…PUNS EVERYWHERE

(via laurenzie)

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

(via zombiestark)

  • Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
  • Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
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mcshindig:

littlearthchild:

zz0xlydwienerx:

evehhr:

cheesyblasters:

super-eklectic1:

Ryan Gosling

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I JUST LOST IT THE FIRST TIME SHE SAID HIS NAME

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

oh my god

(via idontcaredontcallmeduringdinner)