canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

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Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen
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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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kevinmcslay:

 

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warranty:

5-v:

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

DYING RIGHT NOW

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always-allec:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

#Glowy trees replacing streetlights would save SO MUCH ENERGY#but I’d want longitudinal studies about how such things would impace whole ecoysystems#like what does eating a luminescent leaf do to insects#if anything? How does the presence of glowy trees alter nocturnal animal behavior as compared to streetlights#that kind of thing…

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browsethestacks:

Mad Scientist by Zerenma

browsethestacks:

Mad Scientist by Zerenma

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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"Medical school is like a second puberty. It’s overwhelming, confusing and by the end, your personality has changed so much that you barely recognize the person smiling back at you in that photo from the first day."

An openly honest 4th year whilst briefing a group of overly enthusiastic first years on clinical years. (via sterileplayground)

This is so accurate. I’m still trying to figure out who this new me is, but I know that who I was feels like centuries ago

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

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