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iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

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dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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thesixpennybook:


historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

(via boochat)

113,211 notes

lightningidle:

pettankoprincess:

yaoidream153:

the anime in less then 8 seconds.

This is it. This is each character and what they do in the entire anime.

before I watched this series I didn’t believe that at all
I have learned

lightningidle:

pettankoprincess:

yaoidream153:

the anime in less then 8 seconds.

This is it. This is each character and what they do in the entire anime.

before I watched this series I didn’t believe that at all

I have learned

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minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

(via a-rectal-thermometer)

102,799 notes

patronustrip:

You have to be more specific
(click for better res)

Carmilla again (first one), I’m inspired and in procrastination mode.
Lesbian joke, here. I almost died in that part. 
Useless sexual frustrated lesbian Carmilla and tiny naive gay Laura are probably my favorite.

Enjoy,
patronustrip

(via natallie-dormer)

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meme4u:

#college

meme4u:

#college

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46,360 notes

waterlilays:

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

this always gets me

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213,640 notes

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

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acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

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undeadthug:

undeadthug:

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96,474 notes

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

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204,495 notes

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

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241,170 notes

justaskmissnotepad:

When you realize you’re drawing on the wrong layer

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